cockney rhyming slang

'smack in the eye and mash'

Just another day

Today is a day full of multi-tasking. I'm currently watching TV and blogging and earlier I was drinking tea and cleaning; tea is supposed to be enjoyed while sitting on a comfy couch, but on a day like today there is no time to spare...which makes me wonder why I'm sitting here when I could instead be cleaning and singing.

The reason for all the multi-tasking? It's a busy day, but I'm physically unable to let go of my morning rituals (these rituals consist of wasting time, watching tv and interneting) in order to get everything done. And also, my dear friend is coming over and I must make sure that the flat looks gorgeous, a first impression is important. I don't want my little lady (my beautiful flat) to look like some neglected thrift store.

I should be baking a cake and getting ready for my VERY important appointment today, but I can't seem to get my bum off this chair-which is only making my bum bigger. I'm such a lazy bugger.

Anywho let me blog about my week; it has consisted of wedding photographer interviewing, wedding planning, being broke, eating too much, spending too much money on food, watching a copious amount of television, interneting, getting into altercations with the telephone people, feeling robbed, re-thinking wedding plans (again), tea drinking, registering for my classes, seeing old pals, PRing for a club and feeling old and stupid, and being nice to my manager for once OH AND HOW COULD I FORGET, YESTERDAY I WAS ON TIME TO WORK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS! I practically got a standing ovation from my managers and they even applauded me. the funny thing though is that although i was on time to the train station to get the train that day, THE TRAIN was late! but i made it on time anyway but i must gather from this that the whole world is conspiring against me, and i may never be on time again.

the end.

The process has begun......

I've started packing and I'm taking it all very seriously with a new folding style and a list of everything that is going to be packed. I suppose having all this time on your hands leaves one to be incredibly organized. This has all been very difficult because my seasonal allergies have kicked in and I feel like taking my eyeballs out and sticking them in cold water, not to mention all the weird sounds I'm making trying to effectively scratch my throat...and a runny and itchy nose doesn't even begin to describe how my nostrils feel!

I decided that since I was packing and folding so wonderfully that I'd take everything out of my closet and start folding everything and make it look more like a store than a garage sale. I had stuff all over the place (my mom knows what I'm talking about) and I just need some organization right now, because I have so many feelings that are starting to overwhelm me that I feel if I have a less hectic closet that perhaps all my anxiety will calm down.


Anyway, me, being a creature of habit did my normal "closet cleaning activity" which means as I started cleaning and organizing I started to dress myself, luckily I made it out only wearing a winter hat. Normally, as my family knows..I could end up in anything from my prom dress to pants that I bought in 8th grade, an air force sweatshirt, any jewelry I managed to find, a hat and gloves. I'll normally come out of the closet (haha I'm not a lesbian) wearing various outfits at one time that I managed to put together and then I get bored of cleaning and end up wearing my weird concoction for most of the day. But, as I've just started with the cleaning Ross could come home to me wearing either

a) a very fancy dress, with my pajamas underneath and the winter hat
b) my pajamas and a winter hat (i dont get out of my jammies unless i HAVE to)
c) jeans and a shirt (like a normal person)

I'll go with option a

My apartment

this is the lovely hallway


living room


more living room


and finally...the bedroom


we obviously have a kitchen and a bathroom, but the bathroom is un-photogenic and the kitchen was too messy to photograph. So you'll just have to enjoy these for now!

Hope everyone is well!